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A little jokes. )

Two addicts are sitting and suddenly see how a pink elephant flies out of the window.
And at this time there were police officers.
One says to the other:
-Oh, look in that apartment, drug addicts live!
-And how did you know?
-And they just have just a pink elephant from the window flew out.

“This is science fiction,” thought the Gray Wolf, spreading cheese on a red cap.

Each girl should have a mystery. Said a little girl, and ate a collection of puzzles.

Children’s goods store. The department has a large box with the inscription
„Gather the child to school!”. And, here, you won’t understand right away: either there are school
accessories, or there is a child in a disassembled form.

TV game „Who wants to become a millionaire?”. „New Russian” reached the last question:
Which of these birds is not a nest?
A: thrush
B: Robin
S: Cuckoo
D: Eagle

“New Russian” takes “a call to a friend”, a friend tells the “cuckoo”, and the new Russian wins a million.
After the game, he asks the roots of the foreskin:
– Seryoga, how did you know that the cuckoo was not a nest?
– Well, you give, bro, even suckers know that the cuckoo lives in the watch!

Today, on the set of the Taxi program, TNT got into the car, three Caucasians got into the car and, despite the fact that they could not answer any question, nevertheless won all the money with the host, as well as the radio and mobile phone.

Dear grandfather Frost! I behaved well all year. Please give me a real pistol and a walkie -talkie, otherwise I still go like a moron, with toy. Poster police inspector Petrenko.

– ABOUT! And we have already cut the wedding cake!
– As cut?! The mother -in -law had to jump out of it!

A disgruntled buyer in the parachute store:
– Your product is defective.
– And what’s the matter?
– Not opened.
– Strange, you are the first to apply with such a claim.

-A neighbor-consultant imposed a curse on https://nongamstopsites.uk/ our whole family!
– As I put it?
– In front of the door ..

Selling unique wallpaper „Seasons”.In the fall, they turn yellow and fall.

Winter rule No. 1

Do not catch snowflakes with the tongue, until I was convinced that all the birds flew south.

Mother is going to work on a night shift and tells the children:
– Father will come drunk! You feed him, drink, undress, put to sleep! Just don’t take off my underpants, there is a snake – sting! Understood?
“They understood, mothers.”!
Returns in the morning from the shift! Children run up joyful!
– Mom, we did everything as you said! Father came drunk! We fed him, drunk, divided, took off his underpants, strangled the snake, broke the eggs, burned the nest!

Conversation of 2 friends

-Listen, my husband is no longer without alcohol.How to wean it?

-There is an option.Take a terrible at night and stuff it into his panties.Когда он пойдет в сортир как увидит эту змеюку и решит, что окончательно спился и больше пить не будет.

A friend did so.The next morning her husband went to the toilet.Removes his underpants, and there the snake is: “Shshshsh.”

Husband: „I will give those shchshshsh.Come on!”

– My passport was stolen.
– The police were?
– Was.This is not them ..

Santa Claus on the Christmas tree in children makes a riddle:
-Gray -haired red nose, who are I, children?
Everyone answers: “Santa Claus! ”
After several Christmas trees, Buhoy in the board Santa Claus falls over on the next and asks:
-Red -bearing Sedovlas, who I am, children?

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Maybe Bayan, but who has not heard – we read:
As everyone knows, during pregnancy, women have toxicosis (change of smells, tastes, etc.)
One day, one such woman sitting at home tells her husband:
AND: Vasya, I want a Gavna ..
M: Well, you want and well done.
AND: Vasya, you probably don’t understand, but I want Gavnaaa.
M: fucking, you are a stupid stall, what other guavna?
AND: Well, ordinary, human shit.
M: Well, where am I shit Naeda? give a jerk with these stupid things.
The wife begins to cry, yell, I want a bun and pussy.
Husband thinks here, okay, fucking from the toboe, I’ll bring it.
Takes a plate, goes to the toilet, pumps out the poop oakhrightly on the plate and brings his wife.

AND: sprinkle it now with sugar.
M: Yes, you are completely fucking, fuck you shit with sugar?
The tantrum begins again, snot.
AND: Fuck a sprinkle with sugar.
Husband takes sugar, sprinkles chuchu and brings again.
AND: And now so that it was beautiful to the poplc and the whipped cream and the cherry ..
Here is a papandos, the husband thinks, this is definitely pussies already, well, so as not to grow, he took the cream, he perished the cherry on top and again carries the ei.
AND: well, try now how it tastes there, not tasty?
Here, just at the husband, the husband is disrupted, yells at her that she was completely touched by the fuck, I had not eaten yet to bleat.
The wife also yells, cries, says you don’t love me, I ask humanly, and TD and TP in general.
Well, fucking … so that she was already off to break off a piece of poop, lies in his mouth, resolves to seek.

AND: Well?
M: How, how shit ..
AND: Well, if shit, then I will not be.

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Somehow a friend of a joke rushed, but there are not even two.
1-OPELICH2
Sented Dark Yelf Poadrok to the king of the orcs (a huge box) and on the box it is written: „Open it only in a clean field”. Well, I received an orc, I went in the field opened the box, and from there a gorgeous elf with the words: „I will catch yours”.Well, I didn’t catch an awkward orc. A day later, an elf comes the box exactly with the same inscription.
Well, the elf of course everything (in the room) is locked.Opens the box and from there hefty orc with the words: “Well, we run?”

2-PRO of the Second World War
3 hordes are sitting in a kindergarten (children) Elf, orc, Tauren
An elf-one mother gives me the coolest jewelry, the most fashionable things with fashionable.
Orc and my father is weapons and armor and the most durable and the most deadly!
Tauren-a me … and I … I will give you ***.

My joke:
German, Pole and Russian fell into hell. The devil concluded a deal that he would release anyone who can withstand 3 shock of his lash without crying, and the cover could be used. The German did not use the cover and, for the second time cries, got into hell. The Pole did not use anything and was able to go through the test. However, he asked the devil to stay for a minute, to see what the Russian would do, because in every joke the Russians are somehow cunning. And then the devil asks the Russian: “What will you hide behind?”, And he says” I? I will hide behind the Poles, of course „

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